I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
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I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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