how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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