She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
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To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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