I'm really into asian looking animals
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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