windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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