so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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