this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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