There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I need to calm my uterus...
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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