maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
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Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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