They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
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alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
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I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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