i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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