note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
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His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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