i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Michael Bay diarrhea
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And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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