i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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