they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Randomize