Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
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If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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