Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize