she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize