Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
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T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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