my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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