Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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