That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
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Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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