i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
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I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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