We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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