I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
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He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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