Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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