Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
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Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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