Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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