as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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