I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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