just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
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if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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