I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
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I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
My ass is underappreciated
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
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Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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