So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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