The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
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There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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