i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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