I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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