i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
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Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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