Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Randomize