i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
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Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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