well most of my day revolves around power hour
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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