Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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