Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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