just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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