we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
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You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
You don't make any sense
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What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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