Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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