I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
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My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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