My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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