he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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