I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
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