i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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