we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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