I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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