Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Never underestimate the power of titties
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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