just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
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Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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